IndyCar Championship: Evil of Two Lessers

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For the first time in over a decade the IndyCar championship isn’t a truly compelling competition. Making matters worse, it’s down to two unlikable, prickly Penske pilots jockeying for the crown. Considering the situation, sadly there’s very little to root for next Sunday. After all, the only race for the next six months is at Sonoma.

King Pags

There’s no more ignoring it. The points leader and heavy favorite is – gasp – a Frenchman. Will the 2016 champion be the irascible King Pags, or (possibly) worse, the off-kilter, ill-tempered Aussie bushwhacker? Does anyone outside Team Penske really still care about the championship at this point?

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What an option for fans – a Frenchman or a madman. Remind you of any other races involving two contenders you can’t get even the least bit excited about?  Continue reading

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100th Indy 500 Practice 2/3: Tow Edition

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Honda may own the fastest speeds of the month in a tow, but they also own the first two major engine problems as well as the first crash.

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After a washout Tuesday the track was green Wednesday at the shrine of motorsports. Things got off to a wacky start with the numbering. According to IMS, the second day of practice which occurred Wednesday is actually – and officially – day three, not day two. Got that? So we’re using the Lazier/Burns slash and calling it practice 2/3.

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RLL rookie Spencer Pigot received a rude welcome to the ancient and unforgiving Speedway. Pigot became the first and only crash victim thus far, spinning in turn 1 and slamming into the end of the safer barrier with his left side. Continue reading

Top Fifteen IndyCar Stories of 2015

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The Force Be With You – Rahal rebounded for an excellent season, winning twice and finishing fourth in points. He then proceeded to wed the gorgeous and talented Courtney Force, making major motoring and matrimonial momentum going into 2016. Penske/Ganassi Empire be warned.

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Loss of Williams – No, it’s not an F1 story. SPM cut Englishman James Jakes loose after a lackluster season, which means tragically that his stunningly beautiful girlfriend Megan Williams will no longer enhance the viewing experience with her Venus-like presence. The series needs more serious WAGS like Meg and to feature them prominently, as the NFL does with its cheerleaders.

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Karam Craps Out – Despite our best efforts, fearless young Pennsylvanian Sage Karam is out of the series having lost his ride with villainous Chip the Hutt. Sage had a decent year all things considered, and IndyCar is poorer, older and less American because of his leaving. Continue reading

Carpenter Crashes, 3-peat Pole Possibility Past

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Owner/driver Ed Carpenter crashed in morning practice at Indianapolis Motor Speedway at shortly after 8 a.m. local time. The CFH Racing partner lost his #20 Fuzzy’s car in turn 2, spun into the wall and the flipped upside down before coming to rest. Fortunately Carpenter, who’d won the last two poles at Indianapolis and was seeking a record third straight, escaped the accident fully intact though obviously upset. He mentioned the unpredictability of the cars and being “pissed.” It’s the third time a Chevy has been airborne or upside down this month at Indianapolis, as Helio and Josef Newgarden already took wild rides last week. It’s a concern for the race, for certain.

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Carpenter’s qualifying for the Indy 500 is now in some doubt, as due to rain yesterday the entire schedule has been compressed into today’s sessions. It’s a real shame for the American oval ace who was a favorite to win the race. His hopes of a record third consecutive pole now gone, Carpenter must focus on the race itself which remember was won last year by the 19th place starter Ryan Hunter-Reay.