Ten Reasons to be Fond of the SoCal Finale

1. Big, bouncy, beautiful ovular racing.

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2. Proximity to Los Angeleez, according to The Stranger a place “high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide.”

3. Hot Hollywood offspring like Ireland Baldwin.

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4. It’s too far to drive, so there’s no guilt over not attending the race.

5. Celebu-tards like Gwyneth Paltrow.

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6. Many more beaches than Louisiana.

7. Earthquakes!

8. Better weather and less sand than Dubai.

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9. It’s where the Dude abides as well as resides.

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10. It’s slightly less third world-y than Brazil.

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