Ten Reasons to be Fond of the SoCal Finale

1. Big, bouncy, beautiful ovular racing.


                                   Photo from ap.org

2. Proximity to Los Angeleez, according to The Stranger a place “high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide.”

3. Hot Hollywood offspring like Ireland Baldwin.


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4. It’s too far to drive, so there’s no guilt over not attending the race.

5. Celebu-tards like Gwyneth Paltrow.


                                      Photos from dailymail.co.uk and fitsugar.com

6. Many more beaches than Louisiana.

7. Earthquakes!

8. Better weather and less sand than Dubai.


                Photo from usatoday.com

9. It’s where the Dude abides as well as resides.


                            Photo from dailycaller.com

10. It’s slightly less third world-y than Brazil.