If IndyCar were ‘Star Wars,’
Newgarden would play the new Skywalker –
With Penske as Darth Vader, Andretti as Leia,
And Montoya the Empire’s hawker.
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If IndyCar were ‘Star Wars,’
Graham Rahal‘d be a great Han Solo –
He’s tall and handsome, holds races for ransom,
With a Force that makes him shout “YOLO!”
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If IndyCar were ‘Star Wars,’
It’d be setting records, acclaimed as number one –
With throngs of fans, and clapping hands,
Instead of a collection of legacy sons.
If IndyCar were ‘Star Wars,’
There’d be no scenes in bars –
No Boba Fett, though perhaps some regret,
At the cost of the parts for the cars.
If IndyCar were ‘Star Wars,’
Then the Hutt would own the cars –
As Chip himself can attest, he’s the best,
Tho’ those who’ve met him swear he’s from Mars.
If IndyCar were ‘Star Wars,’
Yoda would be played by Mike Hull –
He’s philosophical and lean, at times a bit green,
Though rarely – if ever – is he dull.
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