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If we owned an IndyCar team, it’d be called 1st Place Racing
We’d have a portable bar and shiny metallic cars
For our drivers, who would excel at pacing
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If we owned an IndyCar team, it would rival Penske and Ganassi
It would smoke Coyne, Foyt and Schmidt – or else that’d be it
And be focused on stomping the Andrettis
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If we owned an IndyCar team, it’d have superior hospitality
With bikini models galore, beer, wine, spirits – and more
In air conditioned tents wired for virtual reality
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If we owned an IndyCar team, it would take care of our fans
We’d host and toast them and show them the most
Then drive ’em home safely in 1st Place vans
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If we owned an IndyCar team, it’d be professional, open and good
With lightning fast crews who’d routinely make news
In beating Penske and Power just as we should
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