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If we owned an IndyCar team, it’d be called 1st Place Racing

We’d have a portable bar and shiny metallic cars

For our drivers, who would excel at pacing

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If we owned an IndyCar team, it would rival Penske and Ganassi

It would smoke Coyne, Foyt and Schmidt – or else that’d be it

And be focused on stomping the Andrettis

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If we owned an IndyCar team, it’d have superior hospitality

With bikini models galore, beer, wine, spirits – and more

In air conditioned tents wired for virtual reality

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If we owned an IndyCar team, it would take care of our fans

We’d host and toast them and show them the most

Then drive ’em home safely in 1st Place vans

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If we owned an IndyCar team, it’d be professional, open and good

With lightning fast crews who’d routinely make news

In beating Penske and Power just as we should

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