(Not) Racing in an Indy Wonderland

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Engines silenced, are you hearing

‘Round the world, tempers searing

We’re pissed off tonight, ’cause they’ve got no right

They’re not racing in an Indy wonderland

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Gone away is Randy Bernard

Here to stay is Miles a dullard

He counts the Speedway’s beans

While the fan base grows lean

They’re not racing in an Indy wonderland

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In the meadow we can build an oval

Then pretend that IndyCar will show

We’ll say are you racing in the heartland?

They’ll say no, but Brasilia’s just as grand

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Early on they conspired

Beaux Barfield they then fired

To reshape race control

For as we all know

They’re not racing in an Indy wonderland

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In the meadow we can build a race car

If it’s made by Automobili Dallar’

We’ll have lots of fun with our IndyCar

‘Til Derrick Walker says we’ve gone too far

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When they drive, ain’t it thrilling

We few fans, we’re so willing

But they won’t have a race,

There’s no one in first place

They’re not racing in an Indy wonderland

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