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I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,
That interminable, mindless season –
It stretches from Cali to Dover,
And lasts ten months for no reason
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I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,
This noisy, criminal and violent hype –
It’s neither fitting nor is it proper,
For Kurt Busch to beat up on his wife
I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,
Although Kevin Harvick won the crown –
Format changes didn’t make it better,
While ratings and attendance were down
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I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,
That France’s overrated series is through –
If only briefly and until Daytona,
A nice vacation from NASCAR will do
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