I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over

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I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,

That interminable, mindless season –

It stretches from Cali to Dover,

And lasts ten months for no reason

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I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,

This noisy, criminal and violent hype –

It’s neither fitting nor is it proper,

For Kurt Busch to beat up on his wife

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I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,

Although Kevin Harvick won the crown –

Format changes didn’t make it better,

While ratings and attendance were down

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I’m Ecstatic NASCAR’s Finally Over,

That France’s overrated series is through –

If only briefly and until Daytona,

A nice vacation from NASCAR will do

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